Feeling slightly bored I decided to write a FAQ on myself. All the questions below have been asked of/about me on multiple occasions.

• Q What do your parents do?
• A My father was a secondary school teacher until he recently retired. My mother does domestic duties.
• Q Is that all?!?! (This was asked a lot when I was at school, they expected my parents to be nuclear physicists or something).
• A Yes.
  Really.
  
• Q Are you human?
• A Sometimes I say yes, sometimes I say no. Sometimes I just leave people guessing.
  
• Q Are you a vampire?
• A No. I dislike sunlight but don't mind a bit of garlic in food, and I have no aversion to holy water or crosses. I have no plans to ever drink blood.
• Q Do you have a girl-friend?
• Actually I'm married.